Yesterday, I vested into some more of my employee stock options, the ones I got three years ago before the stock price shot up almost six fold. I logged onto Mint and checked my net worth -- it's jumped up to almost up to $600K.
Out of curiosity, I then asked the SO for the balances on his accounts, and added everything up, and… holy moly.
Together, we are now worth over one million dollars. We are officially millionaires. (WHAT!! Whoa.) It's a bit surreal. We are now, in actual fact, the millionaire(s?) next door. 
And we shall celebrate this fact with walnuts.
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